S1 E1 • Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand

In desperation to get with the beautiful and popular Cleopatra, Abe Lincoln is hoping to make a move on her at JFK's party. JFK, however, also has the hots for her and will only let Abe come on the condition that he brings the beer. Meanwhile, Joan of Arc, who is trying to win Abe's heart, starts up a Teen Crisis Hotline in an attempt to impress him with her commitment to community service; their mutual friend, Gandhi, who accidentally agrees to help with the hotline, forwards the calls to his cell phone so he can go to the party. All the while, Principal Scudworth and Mr. Butlertron attempt to crash the party so as to better understand the students.

Première diffusion : 2 novembre 2002

S1 E2 • Episode Two: Election Blu-Galoo

Première diffusion : 3 novembre 2002

S1 E3 • A.D.D.: The Last 'D' is for Disorder

Première diffusion : 10 novembre 2002

S1 E4 • Film Fest: Tears of a Clone

Première diffusion : 17 novembre 2002

S1 E5 • Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc

Première diffusion : 24 novembre 2002

S1 E6 • Sleep of Faith: La Rue D'Awakening

Première diffusion : 1 décembre 2002

S1 E7 • Plane Crazy: Gate Expectations

Première diffusion : 8 décembre 2002

S1 E8 • A Room of One's Clone: The Pie of the Storm

Première diffusion : 15 décembre 2002

S1 E9 • Raisin the Stakes: A Rock Opera in Three Acts

Première diffusion : 12 janvier 2003

S1 E10 • Litter Kills: Litterally

Première diffusion : 19 janvier 2003

S1 E11 • Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Episode

Première diffusion : 13 avril 2003

S1 E12 • Makeover, Makeover, Makeover: The Makeover Episode (Part 1)

Première diffusion : 26 janvier 2003

S1 E13 • Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Romp: The Season Finale (Part 2)

Première diffusion : 2 mars 2003