Sous l'emprise du fantastique Wes Anderson

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(court-métrage, N&B)

À voir ici > http://youtu.be/Yrt-ZKa4u0k

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"How does an asshole like Bob get such a great kitchen?"

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"I don't expect you to be as depressed as I am. But I don't think your happiness is quite appropriate."

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Abe Henry: I don't mean to offend you, Bob. But your brother's a cocksucker. Does that offend you?
Bob: No, that didn't offend me.
Abe Henry: Good.

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Max Fischer: I like your nurse's uniform, guy.
Dr. Peter Flynn: These are O.R. scrubs.
Max Fischer: O, R they?

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Max Fischer: I'm sorry, I just came by to thank you for WRECKING MY LIFE!

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Max Fischer: War does funny things to men.

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Eli: I'm not in love with you any more.
Margot: I didn't know you ever were.
Eli: Let's not make this any more difficult than it already is.
Margot: OK.
Eli: OK, what?
Margot: OK, I'm not in love with you either.
Eli: Yes, I know, you're in love with Richie. Which is sick and gross.

"Go Mordecai! "

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Steve Zissou: I'm going to find it and I'm going to destroy it. I don't know how yet. Possibly with dynamite.

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Steve Zissou: You're supposed to be my son, right?
Ned: I don't know. But I did want meet you, just in case.

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Steve Zissou: Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins.

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Alistair: We've never made great husbands, have we? Of course, I have a good excuse. I'm part gay.

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(court-métrage)

À voir ici > http://vimeo.com/1916781

ou ici > http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xlm5q3_hotel-chevalier-de-wes-anderson_shortfilms

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Her: If we fuck I'm gonna feel like shit tomorrow.
Jack: That's okay with me.

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Rita: What's wrong with you?
Jack: Let me think about that. I'll tell you the next time I see you.

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Rita: Your crazy! What's your name?
Jack: Jack, what's yours?
Rita: Rita.
Jack: You're beautiful.
Rita: Don't come into me.

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Jack: What did he say?
Peter: He said the train is lost.
Jack: How can a train be lost? It's on rails.

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Mr. Fox: I understand what you're saying, and your comments are valuable, but I'm gonna ignore your advice.
Badger: The cuss you are.
Mr. Fox: The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me?
Badger: No, you cussing with me?
Mr. Fox: Don't cussing point at me!
Badger: If you're gonna cuss with somebody, you're not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss!
Mr. Fox: You're not gonna cuss with me!

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Mrs. Fox: Why did you lie to me?
Mr. Fox: Because I'm a wild animal.

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Mrs. Fox: If what I think is happening, IS happening... It better not be.

++++[Mon Wes Anderson préféré]++++

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Sam: What happened to your hand?
Suzy: I got hit in the mirror.
Sam: Really? How did that happen?
Suzy: I lost my temper at myself.

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Suzy: You can touch my chest. I, uh... I think they're gonna grow more.

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Sam: I feel I'm in a real family now. Not like yours, but similar to one.
Suzy: I always wished I was an orphan. Most of my favorite characters are. I think your lives are more special.
Sam: I love you, but you don't know what you're talking about.
Suzy: I love you, too.

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(publicité x 3 ***Même si ça n'a strictement rien à faire sur Sens Critique***)

http://youtu.be/OnsXlxYiH6c

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(court-métrage commercial pour Prada)

http://youtu.be/b87B7zyucgI

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M. Gustave: You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that's what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant... oh, fuck it.

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Deputy Kovacs: Did he just throw my cat out of the window?

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(court-métrage commercial pour H&M)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDinoNRC49c

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Chief: Hmm, salty... rich flavor... probably pretty good for my teeth. Yup, it's my new favorite food.