Nobody's Perfect - Best Film Quotes Ever

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– Elle te branche, Martine?
– Martine du boulot?
– Non, Martin Scorsese!

– Are you interested in Martine?
– Martine from work ?
– No, Martin Scorsese!

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“Fifteen, and no husband? You must put those child-bearing hips to good use, lest your womb shrivel up and die.”

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"Je suis peut-être un peu perverse, j’ai un faible pour les flageolets américains en boîte”.

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“You see in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.”

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“Pour avoir un infarctus, il faut avoir un coeur!”

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“Le vin est bel et lisse à la santé de qui le pisse”

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“The chip: The British contribution to world cuisine.”

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"Snob. You're the worst kind there is. An intellectual snob."

“Whiskey is a slap on the back and champagne is a heavy mist before my eyes”

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“- Mais que faites-vous de vos vêtements sales ?
- Ben… On les porte.”

- C’est moi qui ramène la bouffe !
- Tu parles, tout ce que tu ramènes, tu le piques ! On bouffe que ce qui rentre dans tes poches… Du poisson pané, des sardines en boite… On bouffe que des trucs carrés !

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“Ce n’est pas le locataire du 6ème qui est anti-fasciste. C’est le fasciste qui est anti-locataire du 6ème”

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“Michel, t’arrêtes de prendre cette tête de chien qui chie et tu sautes maintenant! T’as compris”

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"Nobody’s perfect"

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“If you’re good at something, never do it for free”

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“Everything in this room is eatable. Even I am eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is, in fact, frowned upon in most societies.”

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“Angels always speak German. It’s tradition.”

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- Do you like music?
- Do you like breathing?

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– Perché non giochiamo a palla prigionera?
– Palla prigionera?
– Si.
– Cardinale, non esiste più da cinquant’anni palla prigionera!

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“I couldn’t be fonder of you if you were my own son. But, well, if you lose a son, it’s possible to get another. There’s only one Maltese Falcon.”

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- What about the First Amendment?
- There’s no First Amendment in the Ten Commandments, pal!

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“Coleslaw for everybody!”

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“Made it, Ma, top of the world!”

Verna Jarrett: I’d look good in a mink coat, honey.
Cody Jarrett: You’d look good in a shower curtain.

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“Compared to Clouseau, Attila the Hun was a Red Cross volunteer!”

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This meal is terrible… it tastes like roasted dog asshole. I asked myself, “Who would slow roast a dog’s asshole and feed it to me?” You would.

“I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food”. –

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"You have no values. With you it's all nihilism, cynicism, sarcasm, and orgasm".

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" - Maintenant, il faut sauter!

- A gauche ou à droite?

- Oui!”

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"A first name predetermines a human being’s personality. For instance, "Bruno" is a bad choice. It’s been proven that Brunos eventually hang themselves".

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- Please, don't ask me to stay.
- I won't. Don't go.

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"After all, do I look like a murderer?"

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- You know, you're a lot more intelligent than you look.
- Thank you I wish I could say the same of you.

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- Look, you won't get wet. [Opens an umbrella] I promise you.
- You know, most guys wouldn't brag about that.