S1 E1 • Episode 1

Avid Merrion provides a guided tour of his flat before introductions from the legendary Michael Jackson and a talking mole. The Bear interviews Liberty X in his treehouse, Avid stalks Jade Goody, Craig David goes through his weekly motions and Davina McCall shows up for a bit of a sing-song.

Première diffusion : 6 septembre 2002

S1 E2 • Episode 2

Britney Spears takes a day off, the Bear probes Tess Daly, and Elton John tells us why he likes using the internet. Craig David sacrifices a day of making love (so that could be a Wednesday, Thursday, Friday or Saturday) to improve his medieval jousting skills, and David Blaine helps a woman overcome her fear of chickens.

Première diffusion : 13 septembre 2002

S1 E3 • Episode 3

Avid phones an angry Kate Thornton, and John Lennon returns from beyond the grave to visit Mrs Lennon. The Bear interviews ex-Hollyoaks star Terri Dwyer, while Craig David visits The Hawk Conservancy and Country Park to get a mate for his pet bird. Avid prepares for his mum's party by inviting Vanessa Feltz.

Première diffusion : 20 septembre 2002

S1 E4 • Episode 4

Christine Hamilton joins the Bear on the sofa to talk jungles and celebrities. Avid goes for drink with former Boyzone boy and Corrie star Keith Duffy, but is denied access to Geri Halliwell. If there's one thing Michael Jackson can't abide, it's swearing, and after showing us his crib, he is compelled to lecture the Osbournes about their blue language.

Première diffusion : 27 septembre 2002

S1 E5 • Episode 5

The Bear has Sarah Cawood on his sofa to talk Top of the Pops. Destiny's Child show up at a beauty parlour in Bradford where Beyonce slags off the other patrons. At the Soap Awards, Avid meets the heroes of Hollyoaks, Coronation Street's Suranne Jones and Sally Lindsay, and Alex Ferns from Eastenders.

Première diffusion : 4 octobre 2002

S1 E6 • Episode 6

Mel B shows us her tiger, and Enrique's mole dishes the dirt on Will Young's make-up artist and Snoop Dogg's appearance in the Muppets. Kate Thornton joins the Bear, Michael Jackson cooks a meal for his girlfriend and David Blaine commences a chilling new challenge. Up in Leeds, Craig David visits his family and friends. Gareth Gates takes the Celebrity Test.

Première diffusion : 11 octobre 2002

S1 E7 • Proper Bo' Selecta!

Special episode which includes clips from the first season, such as Michael Jackass, Mel B and David Blaine, and also some new scenes of which included Michael Jackass being interviewed by Martin Bashir.

Première diffusion : 28 février 2003

S1 E8 • Proper Bo' Selecta!

The seccond special episode which includes clips from the first season, and also some new footage and sketches.

Première diffusion : 7 mars 2003